This isn't ancient history. It's relevant history.

AncestryDNA uses recent advances in DNA technology to look into your past to the people and places that matter to you most. Your test results will reach back hundreds—maybe even a thousand years—to tell you things that aren't always in historical records, but are recent enough to be important parts of your family story.

jīng diǎn kǒu wù xiào huà 

1、xiǎo hēi shàng jiē mǎi cài ，pèng jiàn tā èr jiù le ，zhāng kǒu jiù hǎn ：“mǎi jiù ā ，èr cài ！”jiē shàng rén chà diǎn xiào fān ，méi xiǎng dào tā èr jiù yòu lái yī jù ：“kàn nǐ zěn me dà de huà ，lián gè rén dōu bú huì shuō ！！”

2、hé tóng xué chǎo jià ，jí le ，yú shì pāi àn ér qǐ ：“nǐ yǐ wèi wǒ shì chī fàn zhǎng dà de ɑ ！？”（ nà nǐ shì chī shén me de ？）

3、yuán lái xiǎng shuō ：“wǒ shì tiě dǎ de ！”jié guǒ shuō le yī jù ：“wǒ shì dǎ tiě de ！” yī xiǎng bú duì ，jiū zhèng shuō ：“tiě shì wǒ dǎ de ！&rdq