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George was a thief, because of suspected stolen jewellery, was taken to the police station.
George has the hands of the police and do not have any evidence, his just bite the bullet do not recognise that they can't take themselves.
Sure enough, questioning his small police there, just on striking table, frighten he said: "if you don't admit, I will get our sheriff, let him personally on you."
George yue: "you're new here, tell you, you will call the police chief, and it is no use, there is no evidence, you see I will not admit it."
"It seems that you don't know we the sheriff," the police said triumphantly, "he's detective detection rate one hundred percent! To tell you, I've never seen a prisoner can stonewalling from his hands."
George smiled said: "the detection rate of one hundred percent? You go to, I want to see."
The police say: "you wait, don't regret it." And then went away.
Not for a while, in a rough fellow, he glanced at the George hazily, ask: "you're the stone is not the thief?"
George had no weakness, sneer at a way: "you detection rate of one hundred percent of the detective?"
Detective stared at him, leisurely say: "it seems that you are not the letter, I will be interesting to see how much you hard." He flipped through the file on the table, throwing aside, then said, "I know your number, regardless of the jewel case, according to the clues, I get a week ago on fifth avenue of homicide

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robbery, is related to you, right?"
George one leng, jewelry is really him to steal, but he has nothing to do with what homicide robbery is completely. This level, detective! George immediately denied shook his head, the head swayed the nature is justified.
Detective coldly smile, saying: "it seems not to eat a bit, you won't admit." Said, stand up and stripped jacket, enlarge the arm, then a holding George's neck, is about to begin.
Fortunately, just then, the door was rang. Just now the little police agent into the head, the report said, "the sheriff, city police station calling."
Detective, loosen the hand impatiently ask: "what matter?"
Small police said: "they say caught a robber, according to the man confessed, last Christmas day, he was in the eighth avenue open to rob here have killed a man."
The detective touched the head, suspicious and asked, "last Christmas, the eighth street?" He is just a memory, bluntly said, "that's impossible!"
Small police doubt way: "the prisoner stated very clearly that the time and place, details and so on also perfectly, how can not ah?"
Aside George also thinking in your heart, is ah, the somebody else the murderer himself admits that it's absolutely true.
But listening to detective said firmly: "of course not possible, the eighth avenue that case is broken by me, early was executed prisoners also early!"
"What, is that all?" , George, was originally the somebody else the detection rate of one hundred percent is this way, his whole body shivers, "flop" knelt down and said, "detective, I think, is, indeed, I stole jewelry. It kill robberies, not really. I do for you, please don't press on my head!"