Humorous jokes story Qingming festival burnt offering

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Today is April 4, tomorrow is tomb-sweeping day in a year.
Zhu Guangshun after lunch, driving a BMW to a paper clothing store, he had to do some preparation, can be different this time, they have the money, who does not know that I have a half million? Grave, tomorrow back to mother and father can have called folks look, an Zhu Guangshun or the poor in the past? Right! Is to show show, no, to put it mildly, the call to uphold.
A shopkeeper seems a biggie, grinning: "what would you like, Sir?" He purposely put the point what to want what, the braille some petty, ordinary people listened to the very normal, a third will not be pleased.
"Full" Zhu Guangshun without thinking, blurt out.
"What? You -" shopkeeper didn't listen to understand, all want to? Is broken my fortunes to my shop? He didn't dare to speak out, just in the mind think so.
"Waste what? According to the order." Zhu Guangshun a watch shop owner make yum-yum, very not happy, beep to a purchase order to counter a fall, sat to one side chair, cock legs went to smoking.
"Sir, the goods on this invoice you shop all have, but there are so many goods is too big, I don't know how you get like?" Shopkeeper seen invoice, asked 1 carefully.
"This is a difficult? You just to have the goods ready, I'll give you payment, tomorrow morning I send a car to not have to." Is big money after all, to watch others Zhu Guangshun speak simply, eps and agile.
The boss gives good rang Zhu Guangshun exactly $ten thousand flow to the ark.
The next morning, the small mountain village a BMW and a large truck, truck full of colourful offerings.

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Zhu Guangshun with the help of the villagers, to get all these offerings to the cemetery. He let the truck driver went home, oneself a person begin to appreciate this piece of land. Cemetery nearby the pine forest and lush than last year many, this not is a symbol of the booming yourself? Isn't it? In just a few years, he opened mall made him from a poor boy into a multimillionaire, his early forties.
"Guang shun brother, back's grave!" To a question, and interrupted his train of thought.
"Are you Li Xiaosan, grave." Zhu Guangshun also hurriedly dozen hello, Li Xiaosan is his best friend as a child.
"See you later!" Li Xiaosan said, and walked to his grave, not far, his family's graveyard from Zhu Guangshun there would be dozens of meters distance.
Zhu Guangshun here is unique, the large and small sacrifices are doused with gasoline, why? He was afraid of burn, burn, parents, not to use it that way will not bury own piece of the filial piety? Everything ready, as usual, he burned shakily, ke, lighter gently only, all the sacrifices were drowned in a sea of fire.
This occupy, suddenly to so big a tornado, the total volume to Zhu Guangshun the fire, as "mama!" A sound, I saw a group of fire from the fire in the roll out, roll to stop, more than five meters is Zhu Guangshun, whether young reaction quickly.
Nearby Li Xiaosan hear sound, look here, know what happened, quickly run to come over, and Mars, a see Zhu Guangshun body pain a call ah a straight, hastened to help he take off his coat, put out the embers.
At this time to see the Zhu Guangshun, body not a white hair eyebrows were gone, the face that black ah, coal miners out well.
Before it's Li Xiaosan hello to a few are grave young man, to Zhu Guangshun carried back to the village, driving his BMW, rushed to the hospital.
Zhu Guangshun wife to xi he rushed to the hospital, he had to live in the ward, all treatment has been completed. I saw her husband a head is gauze bag so tight, only your nose and mouth, abdomen is also covered in above, and it doesn't matter, naked, there is also hurt, I don't know if there is any trouble in the future?
"Sister-in-law, didn't you? I didn't expect this." Asked 1 Li Xiaosan sadly.
"Oh! How are you sent to me, the whole, burning it?" Xi did not notice Li Xiaosan Finn heard question them.