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Not three is a see beauty can't go any farther risk-averse, this morning, he went to pay mobile phone, see the somebody else waiter pretty, he's usually effort came up again, don't want to get mobile phone Numbers.
The waiter is nifty, cocked his head looked not three said: "give me a reason."
Don't three said: "the reason of! It's not convenient, the phone say?"
The waiter wanted to think, to quote a number, not three happy fart dian fart to run away.
Back home, not three can't wait to dial the number, nobody answered, it is singing.
Not three muttered: "don't pick up? I can only free is to listen to music, watching you receive do not receive!"
Don't three constantly click redial key, each time you press the, mobile phone is in a song, but nobody answered.
Don't three simply put the mobile phone is set to "pa" state, lying on the sofa to listen to music with. So listen, until 4 o 'clock in the afternoon, he habitually going to press the redial key.
At this time, the phone suddenly came the voice of a girl, not a tingle jumped up from the sofa, said: "? Adhere to is victory!"
But on the other side of the girl said: "I'm sorry, your mobile phone is not dial the telephone, please promptly pay the phone bill..."
Not trinity, listen, I'm blue in the face, hurried to query the mobile phone. The waiter is not in the morning for another girl, the girl had a query on the

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computer, said: "well, this morning at 8 o 'clock 47 points you pay 100 yuan of money, you are now in the mobile phone balance is 0.17 yuan, not enough to call a telephone."
Don't three nasty, said: "no, I didn't get through a phone call."
The girl said: "don't worry, I'll give you check the record." Girl bowed their heads and operation, and he said, "you today on the total 200 songs, 0.5 yuan per song..."
Don't three understand, originally the somebody else give his number is a charge of "ge tais"!